Me-Rose, I love you.
R-I love you too with all my sweethearts.
(laying in bed a few weeks ago, and she tooted)
R-what is that yummy smell? Is that my toochis?
Me-You and brother are the cutest kids.
R-Yeah. I been saying that all day.
R-Mommy, this baby’s name is Crack.
R- Well, no. Lets name her Beefhide.
R-Can we get some of that corn-in-the-cob for halloween? The kind that looks like tiny mountains?
Me- Candy Corn? Yes!
R-Yay! We are getting candy-on-the-cob for Halloween!
(while picking her nose)
R-I been in a booger situation today.
(listening to Ryan and I argue at the dinner table)
R- Daddy, mommy is not imaginitive. You have to be nice to her.