Rose is Funny.

Screen Shot 2015-04-01 at 2.23.22 PM  She’s been on a roll lately. She really is the funniest person I know.

Me-Rose, I love you.

R-I love you too with all my sweethearts.

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(laying in bed a few weeks ago, and she tooted)

R-what is that yummy smell? Is that my toochis?

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Me-You and brother are the cutest kids.

R-Yeah. I been saying that all day.

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R-Mommy, this baby’s name is Crack.

Me-Crack baby?

R- Well, no. Lets name her Beefhide.

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R-Can we get some of that corn-in-the-cob for halloween? The kind that looks like tiny mountains?

Me- Candy Corn? Yes!

R-Yay! We are getting candy-on-the-cob for Halloween!

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(while picking her nose)

R-I been in a booger situation today.

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(listening to Ryan and I argue at the dinner table)

R- Daddy, mommy is not imaginitive. You have to be nice to her.

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